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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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“Sometimes we don’t need advice. We just need somebody to listen…”
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Anonymous asked: I wish I could hug you right now and I know nothing I can say will really make you feel better (especially because I'm not sure what's wrong or how depression works), but please know that you have people who care for you and you will be okay.

Thanks. You really don’t know how much this means to me.
I really needed this.
Your amazing anon
Love you bunches

Anonymous asked: She's going by the nickname you gave her.

Okay. Good for her